i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I accidentally launched them into the sea
so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick
That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”
Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
Kira is childish and hates losing…I’m also childish and hate losing
bae: come over ;)
me: cant im watching naruto
bae: my parents arent home
me: im watching NARUTO
my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking
Share a coke with dude bro
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
Sometimes the internet can be a great place.
I’m not crying you’re crying