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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

(Source: gotitforcheap)


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colourmeastonished:

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I accidentally launched them into the sea


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swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job


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quezsam:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.


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chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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Kira is childish and hates losing…I’m also childish and hate losing

(Source: kawaiiryuzaki)


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harunoh:

bae: come over ;) 
me: cant im watching naruto 
bae: my parents arent home 
me: im watching NARUTO


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jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

jakemalik:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

(Source: hi)


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paleredsunday:

Share a coke with dude bro

paleredsunday:

Share a coke with dude bro

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my meals in the summer

breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am

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stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter


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bertiebottselliebean:

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

I’m not crying you’re crying


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